Thumped by Megan Mccafferty

Author:Megan Mccafferty [Mccafferty, Megan]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: ePub Bud (www.epubbud.com)
Published: 2012-06-24T16:00:00+00:00

EVERYONE SMILES AT me as I climb aboard. To these girls, pros and amateurs alike, I really can do no wrong.

“I’m sorry for making you wait, everyone,” I say, heading down the aisle to my seat. “I overslept.” Throughout most of my fake pregnancy, I was perfectly capable of riding my bike to school as usual. Even when I wasn’t showing, I had to take the Bumpmobile because not taking it to school would have provoked elitist accusations.

These days, however, with forty pounds’ worth of fake babies sinking deep into my breedy bits, a mile would feel like a marathon. So I’m relieved to have the ride, even if it means I have to feign enthusiasm for all things preggy for five minutes every morning and afternoon. On the upside, it’s one place I’m guaranteed not to run into Ventura Vida, which is especially vital for my sanity after last night.

Being by greeted by a busload of knocked up Cheerclones is only marginally better.

“Oh. My. Behbeh,” squeaks Dea Lan, the squeakiest of the bunch. “I was totally there at your launch party last night!

Don’t believe me? Just take a whiff!” She shoves her wrist under my nose. “It’s You: The Fragrance! So yummy! But are you, like, okay?”

As she asks this, she’s already scrambling her own hair with her fingers and twisting it into a mangy ponytail that sticks out from the side of her head.

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